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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop Per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya

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The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XDlolz....
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor..Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho..Bhikhari: Doctor,Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
If Girlfriend’s not Replying, Try This. Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”She : “Haan Batao..?”Then Say, “Rehne Do.”Count Her Messages Now......................
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len.. Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D
Aaj kal ke bacho ko kiya pataStruggle kiya hota haiHmne toh woh waqt bi deka haiJab S likhne ke liye 7 ko chaarBaar press kerna perta tha 😛
A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
Definition of WinterWinter uss Mosam Ko Kehtay HenKe JabSardi Ammi ko lagti heAurSweater ..Apkopehenna parrta hy :-P
Bcoz it gives bed bt not sleep It gives books bt not Mind It gives luxuries bt not happiness So Tranfer it 2 my account......
Doctor to injured patient:Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi totumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha......Patient:Kaun sa road?Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛
Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle, uska har panna tumse khud puche beta tabiyet to thik hai na? aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept with ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response….. He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”
Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.Aik se main khush ho jaonAur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.Husband:1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
Funny funny .................................Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger?
HR Head addressing employees:This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.One of the Employees: What is that?HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"

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