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Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha, "main Tere 64 Ke 64 Daant Tod Doonga"!

Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"!
Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"!
Pappu: mujhe pata tha ki too beech mein padega, is lie mainne tere bhi gin lie the!

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apne lover-girlfriend se raaton ko chori-chhipi baat karne wale thode-si aahat aane par ase sanson rokar so jate hai ki Crime Branch wala bhi mara hua samajh kar aage nikal jaye.....gf bf jokes
Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " I PLAN TO CONTINUE "
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Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀
From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed......For me, you've always been a headache!
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