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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Girlfriend uploads unedited selfie on WhatsApp; Boyfriends fail to recognize her.
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Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha:
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan
.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan.Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .*
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
Heart Melting Lines
Heart Melting LinesIf You Are In TearsWithout Any Reason Then..Then..Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….Don’t Over Imagine…
Girlfriend's name on hand
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake......~:P !!
Height of Courage
Height of Courage Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife.... Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister .... "le ab le le pappi"
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi, Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai, BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?
Mom I Love U
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
A notice in a factory
A notice in a factory for girl workers: If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work.
Always have a
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!
Kal 125 logo ko
Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise? niche dekho... Bas, Aise hi.. Ha...Ha... Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;-> More................
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
After a lengthy quarrel
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon? Najoomi ne jawab diya:"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"
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