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Mera DIL Gavaah Hai..

Mera DIL gavaah hai..
"alarm band karane ke baad jitani achchhi neend aati hai.,
utani achchhi neend to raat mein bhi nahi aati..!!"

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Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.?? Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun, Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
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