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Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.?? Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D

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Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa........Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)
Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò Kuch sunaò yàár.... Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humariJis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Height of Confidence:Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!Mom: Kyun?Son: Main Job Karunga.Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
Winter Shayeri...Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz,,,,,Wah Wah,,,,,Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz!!...Full Speed me Pankha Khol k Bhaag Gaya FARAZ..:pWah wah wah..Mehfil loot Li Zaalim.:-)(,")/)(\, YaaHOoo..,/>
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-DHhahaha
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
Sheikh Dhobi se: Istri ke Kitne Paisy Logay? Dhobi: 15 Rupay Sheikh Ny 15 Rupay Rakhy Aur Istri Utha ker Bhaag Gaya.. :-D
Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani Jyada ho towarna pocha hi lagati hun...Ladka : hahahahaBus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..Baap: Wo Kese..Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
Bivi Ghusse Me: Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me Maikay Chali Jaun Gi.. Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker: Haa Waday Hi Waday.. Sirf Waday Baahar Bhi Waday Aur Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)
Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui?? Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se. Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese?? Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai, Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!
Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.Husband: Rehne Do,Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
People Used to say, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;Now a days they say, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

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