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Teacher : Correct The Sentence, “A Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field”

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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