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Sirf 2 Log Muqadar Walay Hotay Hain

Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta hai.
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"HAPPY TARBOOZ SEaSoN"

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