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Larka: SunoLarki: G bhai?Larka: Bus baji gaal e muk gai 😛 😀
R u Ashish's friend? I m msg 4m his cell. if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell. he left it in my car on our last date.... From....Aishwarya rai...
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Exams!
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost!2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost!
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:...."You are not looking at the road, please be careful..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di? tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na! chinku– Kya hua? tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha “WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi
Tum chaho "DIL" de denge."DHADKAN" chaho de denge."JIGER" chaho de denge."JAAN" Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon....Qk In Sab "FILMS" ki CD Mere Paas hai..;-p
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
Bechapan me maa kahte the tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata Jawani me wife kahti hai appko kuch samgh me nahi aata Old age me bache kahte hai appko kuch samgh me nahi aata Purus ki samghne ki umar konsiye samgh me nahi aata
Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai. Soniya : Wo kaise ? Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*

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