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Rahul : Maa Aapki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Hai.

Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi

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