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Akshay's New Movie That's About To Release - Toilet.

Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie?
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
And Whatsapp status updates?
At toilet with GF and two other friends!

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai".Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" .Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman?? A : because non of us dare to wear our underwear over our pants in public!!!
Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???Student:” No, I’m Human Being..2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works
My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
Edison Had Rightly Said: A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Can Answer. Now We Know Why All Of Us Are Speechless During The Viva
4 things boys do in the Exam Hall
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,, Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya.. Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman......"What's wrong?"
aap kitnay achay hain aap kitnay piyaray hain app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain aur ek ham hain jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u" Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?" boy replies, "its me.. ....... . . talking 2 my beer, so u shut up" ;)
Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho Ab chota LUX sirf Rs.5
Had to tab ho gai jab Bihaar mein ladate hue ek aurat ne doosari se kaha,"bhagvaan kare agale saal tera beta Top kar jaaye."

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