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Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle Even If 1 Puncture, D Vehicle Can't Move Further

Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further

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intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh, Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan
Message pe message bhejti ho, Bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, Bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahi, Dusre ka bheja hua hi bhejti ho.
people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted. LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD but not addicted to studies…
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
A Fantastic Tip.Hamesha uss shakhs ko khush rakhen .jise........AAP har roz aaine mein dekhte hain:D
Nafsiyat ka practical:Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.Last row se aik Student Bola:Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Tmhri yad mera dil ma kuch is trha Sa bas gai.jaisi chotay say rikshay ma moti c Anti phass gai..."\('.')/" ( ) < \ way menu kaddo way...
Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan keSaath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...?..Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi BacchonYa Family Ke Saath DekhneWali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota haiSon: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..:) Ek chappl aur padi..
Aaj ka GyaanJitanee marjee inglish seekh lo…Sapana to Hindi mein hi aayega!
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands all day.Husband: I too wish that u werea newspapers so I could havea new one everyday.
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
In the exam hall.Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

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