Before Marriage, It's Called 'DATING';
Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
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Ek Lahori Ny Karachi
Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha: Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai?? Karachi Wala: Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen, Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D
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Good Friends Are Like
Good friends are like software. They enter ur life; Scan ur problems; Edit ur tensions; Download ur solutions; Delete ur worries And Save u in their heart!
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Sardar buying a TV
Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…
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Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dil
Aik din us ne pocha tumhara dilkis ke pass haiMe ne muskhara ke jawab diya lungs ke pass 😉 😀
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Friends I’m Collecting
Friends I’m CollectingQuaid PhotosGive Ur Contribution2 My Collection.A Small Condition IsIt Must Be On500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
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Koshish To Ye Thi
Koshish To Ye Thi K Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,, Lekin Haaye.. Result Hamesha Ki Tarha Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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(( Sawal ))
(( Sawal ))Ek Kamry me 400 Aadmi hen,Is me se D0 So gaye.Ab is Kamry me kitny Aadmi bachay..??A- 400B- 398C- 200D- 402Reply Must..!
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Shoher Tum Itni Udaas
shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua?? Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai, Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha, Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty, Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
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Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h
Santa ne banta se kaha yaar bahut machhar kaat raha h Banta - yaar light off kar do bhir unhe hum dekhi nahi dege Santa - what a smart idea sirji
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Ye hai mustaqbil ka Pakistan.
Ye hai mustaqbil ka Pakistan.Yahan har Pakistani Bhoka hai.Zalalt ka ye safar na-mumkin lgta tha.jissy mumkin bnaya Zardari ne.. Aj PPP hr Pakistani ko rishwat ki nai rah dikha rha hai..Or riswat se kahin agy brhte hoe, Swiss bank main account ki rah dikha rha hai...GEO BHUTTO..RAJJ K LUTTTO!
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ji karta hai,
ji karta hai, apke pas aau, apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!! na bolu, na baithu... Bus apki ankho me .. santre ka chilka nichor kr bhag jau.
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Leave Application By A Cute Kid..
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.."Dear Teacher ji,Wen I Cum,Rain Chham Chham.Leg My Phisla,I Gira Dham.Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum.Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
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Wife husband say :
Wife husband say :aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi honHusband:tumhay kis nay kaha?wife:meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...
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how you control your anger?
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger?
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Million Dollar Truth:
Million Dollar Truth:If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
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3 Impossibilties..!
3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
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Arz Kiya Hai
Arz Kiya Hai.. Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa.. Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
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