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ALLAH APP KO AQAL DE:AJ KIA EID HAI?
NAHI NA.TU GIFT KESA
HAA HAA.

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Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen..Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya."Copy And Paste" :-D
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Dear K, LoL and Hmmmm,Thanks for being there when I've been found wanting for words!
Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..Phir Dekho K Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog)... ;-)
Teachr:Pakistan K Ktne Sube HynPathan:4Teachr:GoodPehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia HyChalo Ab Un K Naam BataoPathan:MashriqMagribShumalJunob..
Girl: Do U Like Me??Boy: No(Girl Got Sad)Boy: Why R U Sad?Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??Boy: No..!
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Kahan Pe Ho? ReplyNahi Kerna Plzz..Jahan bhi ho,Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)
Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai: "Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai"Ghar Se Aawaz Aai: "Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai, Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai" ..Faqeer Ny Kaha: Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho? Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen, Allah Karam Kary Ga.. :-D
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further So intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
Hi Friends..!I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After .15 Minutes.. .Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!
Qarz Dosti kaada kon kare ga?Dost na ho toDosti kon kare ga?Ay KHUDA MereDoston kosalamat rkhnawrna Meri Shadi meDance kon kare ga;<('.') '\('.')/' ('.')>/"/> ) ( <\"\_/"'\_ _/''\_ _/''/_"Geo Mere dosto.dhinka chika dhinka chika Hy hy hy.
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale haivo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaamkarte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !
Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen Par.
Lab work Experiment no: 1 Aim: to disturb you. Apparatus: mobile. Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2. Result: you are disturbed. Effect: I am happy.

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