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Har Mod Ka Mukam Nhi Hota,

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warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan nhi hota

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Pappu ne banti se kaha, "main tere 64 ke 64 daant tod doonga"! Happy beech mein bola, You Fool"64 nahin 32 daant hote hain"! Pappu: mujhe pata tha ki too beech mein padega, is lie mainne tere bhi gin lie the!
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
"SIT & STUDY" . . . . . the above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments. Plz. DON'T TRY THIS at HOME.
Jin logon ka Khayal hai kPaison se Aapki Zindagi meKhushiyan nahi aa saktinwoApny paisy Mere Account meTrasnfer ker sakty hen...;-pShukriya
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar........................short funny sms
Rajnikanth creats new email id: . [email protected] . Google shocks... Computer blocks... Hacker dies... Virus cries... Rajnikanth rocks...
Baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya.. wah wah.. wah wah.. fir kya hua?? Wife ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aya..
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha KSubha Office Kese Jaun..??Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D
fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hainwahwahbacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain
I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
rich son to father:Dad garmi lag rahi ha.dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.middle man son to father.abu garmi lag rahi ha.abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha.. Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho, Itni Dair Kahan Thy.?? Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

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