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Dil Se Apka Khyal Jata Nhi,

Dil se apka khyal jata nhi,
Apk siwa koi yaad ata nhi,
Hasrat hai roz apko dekhu,
Pr kambakt woh mdari apko roz lata nhi........................new funny sms

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iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik haiKon Si???Nahi Pata??Answer..“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p
TWO BRILLIANT MINDSpathan or Sardar pani peeny gae to Glass ulta para thaPathan, yara is ka to moo he band hySardar, Aakho Thalu V Leak A
Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum, Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum
A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children......injured while fighting for it!
Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar hò Kuch sunaò yàár.... Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humariJis din jàmanàt huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal SakteFaraz.Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?.......Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho Joke Toh Uppar Hai!
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Life thought me lots of Lessons..But!As usual,I slept in those classes…
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Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya..Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy??Amriki Muskura Ker Bola: Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen. ,Ghari Hath Per Aise Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon, Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata...Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai Us Machine Ka Naam Hai "Jugaad".Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen' Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D

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