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Arz Kiya Hai..Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa..Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
Dear girls.. Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs.. Me Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jyaada use Aayenge...
Girl: What U Think About Our Love.?Boy: Try To Count The Stars.. Girl: Wow So Sweet Darling.. Its Infinite..Boy: No Dear.. Its Just A Waste Of Time.. :-D
Seven stages of Life:0-5 yrs - Everything Spills06-16 yrs - School Drills17-25 yrs - Youth's Thrills26-40 yrs - Pay Bills41-60 yrs - Get Ill61-75 yrs - Eat Pills76 and above = Prepare Will
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Mom: I Love U.. Son:Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot.,But Sorry Mom,I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kabhota hy?.Jb pyar me dhokaho?Nahi.Jab exam me fail ho?Nahi.Jb koi qemti Cheez choriho jae?..Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?......Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayenOR2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hilahua ho…(‘.’)<)(>_/./_ As Peyu nuKinay Chaireya ey….
Wife husband say :aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi honHusband:tumhay kis nay kaha?wife:meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...
Police Constable To Son: Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.? . . Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ;-)Hahahaha
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-DHhahaha
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.So I give them answers which they don't know!
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
Friends I’m CollectingQuaid PhotosGive Ur Contribution2 My Collection.A Small Condition IsIt Must Be On500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Mahila-jal ki tarah taral-sheetal hoti hai Purush-mitti ki tarah thos-rookha hota hai aur Jab donon ki shaadi/wedding hoti haikeechad ho jaata hai re baaba//wedding jokes in hindi/shaadi chutkule in hindi
A boy goes to see a dance.
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