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After A Lengthy Quarrel

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

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Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.??..Me Bataun..??....Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.........Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Imagine life without Girls.. . . All theater silent, . The police at rest. . Mobile companies in loss. . Gift shop in loss & . All boys were university TOPPER.
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married......I am just getting more awesome..!!
Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-pThe ATM Machine Jammed(stopped working) because of......An Intelligent Girl put Her Hair Pin in the Machinewhen Option was to.."Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-DHahahaha
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya.. Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy?? Amriki Muskura Ker Bola: Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen. , Ghari Hath Per Aise Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon, Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata.. . Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai Us Machine Ka Naam Hai "Jugaad" . Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen' Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:Meri BachiMeri shonuMeri GuryaMujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?Bolo BabyGirl:Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
Laalu caught crossing a 'Red signal', says he was just boycotting the 'lal-batti' culture....
She: What do you do?He: PHDShe: Wow !! DoctorateHe: No Pizza Hut Delivery
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka? Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai, wah wah!!!! arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. wah wah wah!!!!! :)
Faraz v/s Ghalib..Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,,Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
''A real experience of life,when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...You lose your importanc in their life..!!
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ?Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D

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