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Ramu Apne 16 Bachho Or Biwi K Sath Dost K Ghar Lunch Pe Gaya.

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!

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