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Newton’s Romantic Laws – First Law

A boy in a love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her
And
A girl in a love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the girl)
comes in to play and
break the legs of the boy.

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