Mere Dil Ko Tab Bahut Jhatka Laga

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha
Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi

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