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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai

Aasmaan jitna neela hai..
Sunflower jitna peela hai..
Paani jitna geela hai..
Aap ka screw utna hi dheela hai..;->

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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.! Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is! Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
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WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”
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Please turn your mobile phone up side down now hurry!!!! 370HSSV0773H
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey hey…! you too.
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