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Stop After 3 Children

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
bcoz they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

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Height of Innocence- Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi. Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.!
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Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thiab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .Kya vja hai?Beti:come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen?? Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon,.............Killing answer by Pappu,.................Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)
A sincere request to Dear Mukesh Ambani to step into Multiplexes, PVR, Cinepolis business and bring down the prices of Popcorns and Coke! Free servive for 1 year or 2 year eagerly waiting....
Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya… Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola. “Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”
"We should love, not fall in love...B’coz everything that falls, gets broken. "
Kid gets Zero in a test. Father: What this? Kid: Teacher didn’t have More Stars 2 give, So She Started giving Moon…DAD
Santa selling parachute. U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely. Customer: if parachute doesn’t open? Santa: Paisa Wapas
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai....................................short funny sms
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