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Navy Officer: Aap Nausena(Navy Force) Mein Bharti Hone Aae Hain Aur Aap Tairna(swiming) Nahin Jaante?

Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante?
Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?

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