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Job applications now a days are like:We are looking for someone aged22-26 with 30 years of experience
Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??.Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den. Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To Yaad Rakhen, Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)
Boy: Janu Me Tum Ko Apny Tamam Affairs K Baray Me Batana Chahta Hun....Fiancee: Magar Aap Mujhy Pehly Hi Sab Bata Chuky Ho AurMene Aapko Maaf Bhi Ker Diya Hai....Boy: "Lekin Ye To 2 Haftay Purani Baat Hai" :-D
one of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
DABANGG SMS : Hume sms karna bandh mat karna warna 2mhare mobile me itne chhed krenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha dale or headphone kaha pe...!
In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,remembering them & reminding them..:)
5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain… “chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”jab ham 5 saal ke the … to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the…. ”Spidermann..Superman”
Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP KHUD JA K PEE LAIN........
Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”
Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs, those were rumours! . . He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant...!!
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days,
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye.. Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye.. SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,, Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen?? Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D
Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.
1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no beta log kia kahng ge 2018 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen..................................very funny jokes on girls
Pappu To Najumi..Pappu: Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Kab Tak Hogi..??Najumi: Bacha Tere Hath Ki Lakiron Me 10 Saal Tak SUKH HI SUKH Likha Hai...Us K Baad Teri Shadi Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-)Jab Tak Jaa, Jee Le Apni Zindgi.. :-D
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
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