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U R A Nice Person

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

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Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati haionlyonly N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, Sony
Himmat Hai To Is Ko Jaldi Jaldi English Me Parh Ker Dikhao.. . . "My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . Hahahaha... :-) :-p :-D . Khulla Nahi Hai Maaf Karo... :-D
Aap Camera ke Nazar main hai..Notice ke fayda bahut haiYe dekhte hi Sharif-Badmash, Chor-Uchakkey saab Savdhaan ho jate hai Chahe CCTV Camera kharab hi kyo na ho...
IQBAL:Janta hoon k nahi ho sakti Sheila meri, Wah wah Janta hoon k nhin ho skti Sheila meri,Magar phr b Lab pe Ati hy dua ban k tamanna meri.
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye, ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai, Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
Who is the laziest person in the world? . . . . . . The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.
"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.Ab Ye Try karo..Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano"A Good Cook Could Cook Good".Hans kya Rahy ho..Good Good Cud Cud...;-p
" 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy",...."Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga",."Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun"!Taaliyan"Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy"Moral:Jo na kate aari se.Wo kte behari se.
What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?...."HASINA" :-)
Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ... Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga...
Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Garmi aagyi hai apna khayal rakhna pani jyada pina khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat Sir ko dhup se bachana kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he
If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..
Heart can skip beats for a while;Memories can be kept in a file;A desert can replace the Nile;But nothing can stop a smile.When your name appears on my mobile!
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,, Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya.. Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain… “chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”jab ham 5 saal ke the … to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the…. ”Spidermann..Superman”
GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus!

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