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Wife Me Marny Ja

Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga.. Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..?? Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D

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Why do Cows have Bells Hung on their Neck.....Bcoz There HORNS don't Work.. ;-)
Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Son: (Looking down) No… Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?Umar Gul
Sorry for disturbing you at this time...if you are free now...if you in good mood now....if you have no work...then please delete this message.
Wife to Husband : “You spent 6 nights creating a 45 minute Power point to explain Why You Don’t have 5 minutes to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera .FARAZ..Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Height of Fashion OnNew Generation........A 3 Years Old Baby telling His Mom:"Mom,Pamper zara neechay baandhna,Dashing look aata hai"...;-pHahahaha
To My Lovely Best Friends.. . . . Hazaron Kaam Hen Jo Mujhko Busy Rakhty Hen,, Magar Tum Log Itny "Namunay" Ho Jo Phir Bhi Yaad Aa Jaty Ho.. :-D
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result. ('_') <)'(> _/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana. wah wah. wah wah. BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai. kya EDUCATED hua zamana.
Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting HaiPar Meri Nahi! :P
Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua?? Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai, Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha, Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty, Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,Then What Is Wife??..Wife Is The Neck Of The FamilyWhich Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D
On Facebook Timeline Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym.. Boy 2: Cool Dude... . On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai.. Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu
Har mod ka mukam nhi hota, dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota, DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan nhi hota
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
100s of years have passed, millions of tomorrows have come, but still hope is alive in all students “Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz..Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D

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