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Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
In My Mobile number send me sms 03043738704
Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, ,,Hamary Ghar To Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai, Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi... Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge... 1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye... 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do... 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake... 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye... 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Traffic to 4 wheelar ke lie hota hai, 2 Wheelar ke lie talent dikhaane ka mauka hoga...traffic jokes in city
Earlier: Luv started wid eyes Grew wid gifts Ended wid tears Now: Luv starts frm cellphone Grows wid msgs & Ends wid "The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"
Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai
kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sherhee manaega...
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when CarbonMonoxide reacts with 2Molecules Of Iron.?.Student: COFFEE .Teacher: HOW ??.Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-).Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!
The ATM Machine Jammed(Stopped Working)Because Of..........An Intelligent GirlPut Her Hair Pin In TheMachine When Option Was To."Enter Your PIN".. ;-p ;-)
Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee?Pakistani Cricketer: Yes.Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte?Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queenof...all of them.
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does
What is Pyaar?A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
Waiter:Ur bill sir.Boy:Take my cardWaiter:But sir this is student cardBoy:Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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