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Ek Bandar Ny Apni

Ek Bandar Ny Apni Shakal Aainy Me Dekh Li, Aur Phir Us Ny Khudkushi Ker Li.. Ab Tum Mujh Se Wada Kero Mere Dost K Tum Aaina Kabhi Nahi Dekho Gy.. Plz Plz Wada Kero Dekho Me Tumhen Khona Nahi Chahta.. :-D

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Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi
Rasty Badal Dety Hy HumaryMulk Ky NaujawanAgr Koi Aa Kr KahyChauk Par Traffic Police Wala Khara Hay..!!!
Agar Logon Ki Yaadon Me HameshaZinda Rehna Chahty Hen To ,Un Se ,Paise Udhaar Le Len.. Qasam Se Wo Zindagi Bhar Aapko Yaad Rakhen Gy.. :-D
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ? C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi . . . . . . . . . . Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata … . . Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho?? . Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun. Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? . Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!
Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke
Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
Husbnad- Aaj rimjhim rimjhim barish ho rahi hai, Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai, mausam bahut suhana hai koi aisi baat kaho ki mere pair zameen par na rahein.... Wife- phaansi lgaa lo
Holidays, Hotels & Women:Three things that always look better online than in real life!
Calender 2008 jan- ROSE, feb- prapose march-gift april-lift may-chating june-dating july-missyou aug.-kissyou sep.-anger oct-danger nov-left dec-next
shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!
American: Can U swim? Indian: No American: Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Indian: Can u swim? American: Yes Indian: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.........................funny english sms
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya.. Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Shiekh mehman se;Thanda peo ge ya garmMehman;Dono...Shiekh;Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le ahahahaha
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
History Teacher: Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?..Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

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