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Best Knowledge.. Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen?? . “Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen. Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar. Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse (-,-) _//_ Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-) ( ‘.’)/’ /) ( _/ /_ Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D

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Girl: Do U Like Me??Boy: No(Girl Got Sad)Boy: Why R U Sad?Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??Boy: No..!
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Sadak ke gaddhon mein lagaegi Nagar-Nigam wi-fi taaki mobile pe baat karte samay gire logon ka baatchit band na ho
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko........slam kia or bola happy new yea
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana. wah wah. wah wah. BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai. kya EDUCATED hua zamana.
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen??Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta HaiUsay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband.. "Miss" For One Hour,, And "Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D
Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.Aik se main khush ho jaonAur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.Husband:1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..
one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya? first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D
Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.??Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun,Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha: Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha: NAHI...!Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai??TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad. Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model mil jata

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