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Biwi : Tum Mujhe Aesi 2 Baaten Batao.

Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..

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