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‘Before Love’ And ‘After Love’

Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’…
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‘Before love’ only happiness…
‘After love’ no happiness…

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Shortest Love Story..Boy : Suno....Girl : Haan Bhai....The End .. ;-)
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After A Terrible Fight...Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house....Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)Hahahaha
Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,Warna Log Kahen gy,,Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,Aur,Mendak Nikal Aya Hai...;-p:D
A husband once complainedDear Google,Please stop behaving like my wife…Will you please allow me to completethe whole sentence before you start…?
Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Aaty Hen Toofan..Yaden Baki Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jaty Hen Insan..Yaad Rakho Gy To Bohat Qareeb Pao Gy..Aur Bhool Gaye To .........Chamaat Bhi Khao Gy.. :-)(,")/ Tu Bhool
دوران سفر ریل میں ایک آدمی نے دوسرے سے پوچھا نماز کس طرف منو کر کے پڑھوں -جس طرف تمہارا سامان رکھا ہوا ہے -دوسرے نے جواب دیا
1 ladki ne Flipcart ka slogan dekha-"Ab Har Wish Hogi Poori"Usne Flipcart wale se poocha Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke LiyeFlipcart wale ne bhi kah diya-Yeh Akhaa India Jaanata Hai Hum Tumpe Marata Hai
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me. Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot” I Just asked “which end”…? 😛
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversaryand then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.Was the neclace fake?No. that was deal..!! :’D :D
Why Are ElephantsLarge, Gray AndWrinkly… ?....Because...If They WereSmall Round & WhiteThey Would Be”Disprin” ;->
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojaeik bacha kharahogyamaster:tum stupid ho?nhi sir aap akely kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said "heads I go 2 sleep, tails I watch a movie, If it stands on d edge I'll study.........
MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,Maine Socha..!!Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol LonBOHT ChaleGa0h My GOD Im So Intelligent
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The past of eat is ate andThe future of ate is weightAnd the most funny part isthat people realize it whenit is to late
"A very Sad storyEk Larka Jise sab Khawaja KhawajaKhatey thay ek Larki Jiska name Nayab tha...Us se bhut piyar karta tha.....Lekan shaid nayab use ni chati thi...Wo us se bhut piyar karta thalekan kbi apne piyar ka Izhar na kar saka.....Yuhi waqat guzar gea,aur ek din nayab ki shadi ka din a gea ....Jb khawja use Dulhan ki Shakal me daikne kalea ja rha tha.ke achanak Accident ho gea..Aur uski death ho gai..Abi tak nayab ko Khawaja ka ni pta !Ke wo Mar chuka ha....Ap se reqst ha ke is sms Ko 4wdkare ta ke Sms Nayab tak punch jaye....Aur use khawaja Ki death ka pta chal jaye..thnxBy: anjam Khaja's czn.

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