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What is BUSINESS ?
Teacher: Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye?? Pappu: Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D
Sr. What's life. Student.Iife is a loveLove is a wifeWife is a knifeKnife is a you
4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.....?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...??
Boy.... tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .Girls..kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai Boy....bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Advice to All Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
Phle koi ladka kisi ladke ko chhedta tha Dusre ladke Hero ke tarah use bechane pahuch jate theLekin aajkal video recording karne lagte hai
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Very Important Msg Before Sleeping.."Plz Don't Forget To Close .Your Mouth.." :-D
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Ek Larky Ko Aladin Ka Chirag Mila..Us Ny Hukum Diya: Tamam Larkiyon Ka Dimagh Das Guna Tez Ker Do....Jin Muskuraya Aur Bola: Janab Zero Se Kuch Bhi Multiply Nahi Ho Sakta.. :-)
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Class Se Bahar Nikal DoPleaseee...
Height of Coolness:Finishing the paperComing out of the exam hallHaving a cold drinkAnd asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?

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