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Sentimental Love Cards

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Edison Had Rightly Said: A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Can Answer. Now We Know Why All Of Us Are Speechless During The Viva
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Dealing with idiots is like soccer.You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unseye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to... warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte...Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook
Doctor to injured patient:Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi totumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha......Patient:Kaun sa road?Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛
Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan aur Awara DostYe Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hen.Beta: Abba, Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha,Jo Dushmano se Dar ker Bhaag Jaye,,,Wo Mard Nahi Hota...;-p:)
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:Most irritating moments - Morning alarmsMost difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and DinnerMost dreadful journey - Way to the KitchenMost lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at schoolMost tragic news - Maid is on holidayMost wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.To.to.to.To.To.Toto.Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..?? Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind…. Ha ha ha
Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal Shampoo Aur Lotions Me Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen, Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D

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