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Pathan dost se:Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya,Aaj hum nahi soye ga..Dost:Kyun.?Pathan:wo keh raha tha kAaj wo banday le kar aaye ga
Teacher: Agar Koi School Me Bomb Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.?? Pathan: Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek, Warna Us Ko Staff Room Me Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D
Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,Wo to Kahin nahi mili,Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..Doctor: Ohooo, Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
People smoke and drink for few days & get addicted..Look at me..I am STUDYING since CHILDHOOD BUT not yet addicted to studies..this is called “self control”..:P:P
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, “overtime laga raha hoon.”
1 Medical Student ne Apni Class met ko Khoon se Love-letter Likha....Aur Kaha: "Mujhe Iska Jawab Zarur Dena.".....Ladki: Tumhara Blood Group (B+) Hai.Aur Calcium ki Bhi Kami Hai. :-)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?Santa: Shadi..Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?Santa:”DADDY “
Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.88% wives hate their husband's friends;Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends!
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai ? Mom/Dad ? - NO Husband/Wife ? - NO Friends ? - NO LOVE ? - NO Only......... Ur CHAPPALS ! Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar....................very very funny sms
The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.Isne BolaUsne BolaKyon BolaKaise BolaKahan BolaKab BolaTu BolaWo BolaMain Nahi BolaYeh Bola
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai Beauty Parlour Tutition waali baaji Phaddon wali aunty :P ;)
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…Par Principal Baithe RaheLogo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

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