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Thank God!!!

A baby monkey asked his mother Mom,
why r we so ugly???
Mom said,
Thank GOD we look like this,
u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

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U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Scientific Question for u.. How does blood reach ur brain,,.. Simple.. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.. Ha Ha Ha
I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
Twinkle Twinkle little star eye brow pencil,cold cream jar, powder, lip stick perfume too, make the beauty out of you…
You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are,
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
I just feel u….
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Do u remembr ur childhud? Wen u went to a toy shop and asked shopkeper- Uncle hw much cost of dat monkey?... And shop keeper replied - That is a mirror my child.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.
you are the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Abey O ande ke chhilke! Aam ki gutthli ! Sare hue bengan! Ublay hue aaloo! Murghi ke chooze! Africa ke bandar! Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!
Hanso Khelo NAACHO Gao Uchloo Koodoo Dunya ki parwa mat kero Q K Duniya Janti Hay K "PAGAL" aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even ur mind. But there is 1 thing u will never lose... n that is ur Good Looks! coz... u cant lose what u never had!
No visits... No calls.. No sms's... No letters... No missed calls.. I'm worried... Kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

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