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Blue Print

you are the kind of a man
that you would use
as a blueprint to build an idiot

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I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
In summer's rain U must b feeling 4 going out Dance around Sing songs Meet wit friends Jump around Koi baat nahi. . . Every frog feels the same
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Friends are like fish. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU
One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.! Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is! Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.
Socha tumhe chaand kahu... Par usame bhi daag hai, Socha tumhe sooraj kahu... Par usame bhi aag hai, Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu... Par... usame bhi dimaag hai.
Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga? Jaante hain kyon.... Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
A baby monkey asked his mother Mom, why r we so ugly??? Mom said, Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura maan liya? O.K. O.K. Roses r red, skies r blue,I born smart, what d hell hapened to u. Thoda sa aur bura maan lo :p
Tarif ke kabiil hum kahan, Charcha to aapki chalti hai, Bhagvan ka diya sab kuch hai apke paas, Bas ek seeng or poonchh ki kami khalti hai.
Most people have 5 senses. But u r blessed with 6 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
What is the difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’… . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘U’ is a curved line and ‘I’ is a straight line…
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

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