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SMOKE Everyday

SMOKE Everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

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Aane vaali Generation mein Maa apane bachchon se bolegi, "Tughe paalne ke lie 8-8 ghante whatsapp pr offline rahi hu, tab jaakar bada huwa hai tu.
MahfiL Saji Thi Sms Ka Tha Daur, Sms Maine Kiya Sab Ne Kiya Shor, Paisa To Mera Gaya, Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha.. 1 aur., 1 aur., 1 au
Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche thewo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
Teacher: Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.?? Pappu: Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly, "Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya..Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
Apki Ada, Apki Smile, Apka Chehra, Apka Chalna, Apka Bolna, Apka Sharmana, Apki Julfein, Apki Aankhen, Apka Andaz.... Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
Meeting your friends girlfriend for the first time like, Hello i am the co-author of all the text Messages you receive
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(
2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree. After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says, "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!
“Maa” Maa Kya Hai? Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K . . . Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain

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