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Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya- jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya
Earlier: Luv started wid eyes Grew wid gifts Ended wid tears Now: Luv starts frm cellphone Grows wid msgs & Ends wid "The number ur calling is currently busy please try again later"
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules Of Iron.? . Student: COFFEE . Teacher: HOW ?? . Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-) . Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
A kid was beaten up by his mom dad came and asked what happen son? kid said: “I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao KLog Kahen..:..Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-DDusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept with ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response….. He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.?? Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion
Forward as receivedPakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:.1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8
Dilchasp Duaen”Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,Aj Wo Nurse Hai…Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…!! :/ 😛
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No, SIR!
Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?.....jaduger:anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.
Aaj Jab Light Gai,Tab Andaza Hua K,,,EID Khatam Ho Gai...;-)
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
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