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Pathan To Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi Aur Tum Ek Hi Hospital Me Job Kerty Ho Kiya??

Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??


Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,

Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.


Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??


Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,

Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(

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