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When girl is 18 she's ready 2 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "VOTE" Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..(,")<)(>Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)
Best tag line for IND vs PAK..Cricket Match 2016.... Time to bully the half lullies......cricket chutkula!
Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.Or"Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-pHahahaha
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?.Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
aaj kee taza khaber.Pakistan kay sub leadran nay appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia, or America ko imdad ka wada kia hay.
Happy Vs. Tension- "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai.
Syllabus Of 1998..A For APPLE..B For BALL..C For Cow..D For DOG.. ..Syllabus Of 2018..A For AATA..B For BIJLI..C For CHEENI..& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D
Ladkiyan lal rang ki lipstik ke bish sheds me bhi aasani se antar bata sakti hai aur ladke shampoo ki bajaye condishner se naha lenge aur gaali de kar bolenge...........kaun laya ye shampoo? jhag hi nahi hai saale me.
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)
If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..
If a pakistani ever goes to the moonHis/her first response after comingBack to earth would probably be,Kisi ne pani tak nai pocha
santa london me double store bus mebaitha tha......conductor ne usey uper bhej diya...... santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta huaniche aaya aur bola..marwayege kya saale..uper to driver hi nahi hai...
''A real experience of life,when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...You lose your importanc in their life..!!
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
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