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Student In A Hostel (Dost Se):

Student in a Hostel (Dost se):
Yaar Dhokha ho gaya.
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Dost: Kyon kya hua?
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Student: Maine Papa se
Books ke liye
Paise Mangwaye,
Magar
Papa ne Books hi Bhej deen.. ;-p ;-)

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