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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Footbal

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
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Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
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The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free at least!
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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