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Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli:

Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli:
'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K
Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai,
Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun
Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada
Takabbur Ata Hai,
Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??'

Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho,
Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur
Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'

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