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Kya Lekar Aye Thay?

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
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itne paise bacha kar kya..
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shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
MOT ka firshta GIRL sy: apka time overho chuka haiGIRL: BACHNA KA RASTA HAI KOI???FRISHTA: yes 1 kissss karousko jo ye sms parh raha haiGIRL: yaaakh thooooTERI MEHARBANITu jan kad
Beta: Papa Aap Sahi Kehty Ho K Aurat Ki Kisi Baat Ka Aitbaar Nahi Kerna Chahiye..Papa: Kiya Hua Beta.??Beta: Kal Miss Ny Kaha Tha 5 Aur 2 Saat Hoty Hen,,,Aaj Jab Me Yaad Ker K Gaya To Kehti Hen K 4 Aur 3 Saat Hoty Hen.. :-(
Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti HunBoy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-pBoy Shocked..;-)
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 FebNurse : Married?Patient : No, car accident
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.Husband: Rehne Do,Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
Aap Ek Bohat AchheImaandarKhubsuratTameezdaarSamjhadaarPyareAur Talented Insaan ho,.Zara Pata Karo,Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !
Aya Tha Imtehan me Mazmoon Kanjusi Per,,Wazahat Jo Teri Ki to Me TOP Ker Gaya..:-p
Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah perDawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p
Agar me marr gaye to tum kia karo ge?Main pagal ho jaungaTo kia tum dossri shaadi karoge?Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai :P
Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office, Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office, Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
Height of Courage Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife.... Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister .... "le ab le le pappi"
TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day....... Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar.. Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...
Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”

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