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"Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai"
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
&
thats true Indian
1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

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Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..,
When girl is 18 she's ready 2 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "VOTE" Kbhi "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......
Mere Mehboob K Chehray Per Daany Nikal Aye Hen,,Pehly Hi Wo Chand Tha,Ab Sitaray Bhi Nikal Aye Hen...;-)
Judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi parlatkaya jayegaSanta-Sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..Dukan bhi to kholni hai
Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun???Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p
Smooth roads never make good drivers Smooth sea never makes good sailors Clear skies never make good pilots Problem free life never makes a strong & good person. Have a tough, but winning day ahead. Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ? . . Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Angry Father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Son: (Looking down) No… Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badalWah wah wahmeray kamray me urr rahay hain badalwah wah wahme jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal ...
Heart Touching Line By Pappu.."I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls Bcoz, I Am Ready To damage My Lungs, But Not My Hearts.."From: Pappu Charsi.. :-D
Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai MagarCard per Likha Tha,,,,DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)
main jab bhi mitron ko Online dekhata hoonDil mein sukoon hota hai ki main akela hi phursat mein nahin baitha hoon, kaam dhandha inake paas bhi nahin hai.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? bcoz they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Shadi 1 Aisa Din HyJb,LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoayDosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta HyOr Sochta HyYe Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHAN THEEN YAR::
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.Ab Ye Try karo..Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano"A Good Cook Could Cook Good".Hans kya Rahy ho..Good Good Cud Cud...;-p
Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai: "Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai" Ghar Se Aawaz Aai: "Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai, Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai" . . Faqeer Ny Kaha: Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho? Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen, Allah Karam Kary Ga.. :-D
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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