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Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bache Road Cross Kar

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar
rahe
the.
Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache
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kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,
Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :-D

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