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2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to 1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn ALL subjects ?
17century mom 2 her son beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna 18cntry-apne caste k 19cntry-apne level k 20cntry-apne desh 21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna
If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day. Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day. Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day. Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day. If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day. Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day. So Don't Get Married, Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !
Silly Thought.. :-)"Me Soch Raha Tha K Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen To SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen?? Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married......I am just getting more awesome..!!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day??? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins…
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
GOLDEN WORDS?..!...............Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amalkarna he :-
Respect the pan walaHe is the only guy who asks youfor permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛
Truth:Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitniuske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!.......Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitniFacebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.
Kuchh Log...ItneItneItneItneItneItneItnePerfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!Jaise ke.....Aap.....Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!
Santa ne challenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.

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