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Two Girls Were Talking

Two girls were talking
Girl 1: Do you have Whatsapp?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Twitter?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Facebook?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Then what do you have?
Girl 2: A LIFE!!
Girl 1: Great! I need 1 for Candy Crush!

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