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"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad"

"Kaccha Papad Pakka Papad"
To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab Ye Try karo..

Ye Line Fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A Good Cook Could Cook Good"
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Hans kya Rahy ho..
Good Good Cud Cud...;-p

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