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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s earDoctor: It makes no differenceMan: It does,Now I hear everythingbut understand nothing....
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Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
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Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
Father: beta tu ne engineering ke4 saalon mein sab se mushkil kam kon sa sekhaSon: bus ki chat per baith kar tezhawaon mein 1 teeli se 3 cigrette jalana 😉
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Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.
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